Pt after hip replacement
Cartoon · Edition 03 p.11 · Pt after hip replacement

It's not just mom-and-pop operations selling anymore. Here's the many reasons facilities hit the market:

The Strategic Selloffs

Personal pruning: "These 3 facilities in Ohio aren't worth the headache anymore" I know an owner who lives in Brooklyn who goes to a state in the middle of the country every week from early Monday morning to Thursday. He has 9 homes in this state and 1 home in Wisconsin. He would really love to sell this home as it would allow him to be home by Wednesday every week.

Failed expansion: "We thought we'd build an empire in Florida. We were wrong. Guess we're not as good as we thought we were. Or the state is insane and there's no business model for us."

Regulatory retreat and throwing your hands up in the air: "That state's survey teams are insane. We're out." (Don't worry though. Anyone who has the ability to exit a state or a portfolio without being bankrupt has plenty of resources. I would not worry about them too much.)

The Partnership Drama

The Reality Checks

The Honest Ones

Send us your example! I know I am missing some here. Anonymous submissions welcome - thesnfshmooze@gmail.com